Have you ever wanted to give your dog a massive ass? If so… uh, why?


Then again, “why?” has never stopped anyone on the internet. If you have a terrible idea, the internet is the best place to fully realize it — a fact that brings us to Logan, a dog groomer on TikTok.


Recently, Logan posted a video saying that he was preparing his poodle Raikou for summer. This involved trimming his fur, shaving down certain areas to better prepare him for the beach, and for some reason, giving him a massive backside.


@dogsbylogan Raikou kardashian #dogs #doggrooming #poodle #dogsbylogan ♬ original sound - Logan


“Today, I’m giving my dog a butt bigger than any of the Kardashians,” he says at the beginning of the video.


The rest of the clip shows him doing just that, resulting in a dog with a massive, perfectly bulbous behind.


Commenters were… Let’s just say that they had difficulty expressing how exactly they felt about this.


“THAT IS A DOGGIE BBL,” said a user. “The dog got a bbl before me,” added another. “i genuinely do not know how to react to this video,” declared a third.


Honestly, neither do we.